Sometime don't u wonder why there is so much hype in Oscar Award. Finally the movie based on the indian life got the Oscar Award SlumDog Millionaire. "JAI HO". Oh no whts happening to me . Am i also in the fever of Oscar or something else. I love that finally one of indian movie/actor got the award. Yup but my fever is something different. Wht abt a OSCAR award of india taking into consideration of the incident happened in 2008~09. After all india has so many things unity in diversity, lots of festival etc. So lets start with the BEST STORY AWARD.
BEST STORY AWARD:- A Deputy CM demonstrates his adherence to the law by falling in Love to the former assistant advocate general. But no doubt already he has wife. After all its LOVE. Love don't obey any order or law. The Hindu lovers become a Muslim Couple(The name are Chand Mohamme & Fiza). After the NIkaahs(Shadi) he decided to go back to his own religion and first e\wife. After all OLD IS GOLD. hThe 2nd wife attempts suicide accuse him of rape. But Chand(husband) remains strong. He divorced Fiza thro SMS(Thanks to the technology and new ruleof muslim). Oh no this story have all the things politics,law & order, Love, crime ,Horror , Glamor, Technology. So the OSCAR award for best story goes to ChandraMohan(hindu before marriage to Fiza) and Chand Mohammed for "FIZa Ke Liye"
BEST SCREENPLAY:- After all how can we forget the IPL. A group of bollywood star, Vijjay Malya, Sahrukh, Priti all involved here. The action of this begin with a auction. Cricketers are just auctioned as vegetables. DEcan charger runs out of Power. The king's also involved in this. One of the Royal Family(Rajasthan Royal) wins. While the other Royals(Bangalore Royals) finished with last but one spot. Vijay Mallya sucks, Priti Hugs the Kings(King-XI), Saharukh hugs Sohaib. And the most interesting things is Cheerleaders. The friends(Harbhajan & SreeSanth) becomes enemies. Slapping scene. Akshya Kumar stunt chopper scene oh no.. lots of things to describe. Shane Warne the unrecognized leader and team get the trophy. After all everybody every king was happy. But but only Mallya"the beer king" was unhappy. So everybody play shamelessly played for screen afterall "Money Hai to Honey Hai". So the Best Screen Play Award goes to the mastermind of the IPL Mr. Lalit Modi for "Paisa bhi hota hai" "Paisa nehi to Kuch nehi"
BEST MUSIC/SONGS:- It was first composed by hindu saint. Performed by RamSena. Strongly influenced by the culture, mad to youth, becomes one of the favorite song in party and hit the top of the charts on Valentine day. But but.. It can't beat the old "DUM MARE DUM" by Devanand. Anyway we are bound to give the Best Music to Mr. Pramod Muthalik for his message to Youth "Hurry Home Hurry"(Hari ohm Hari).
BEST Actor in Supporting Role:- Still searching for the appropriate award.
BEST Editing:- A good script can completely collapse if it is not cut to perfection. A shining example was the Olympic Telecast. An unconventional editing technique was used whereby all interesting action was cut. The audience had to imagine the action by seeing the prize distribution. DD, like any good editor, took us, the audience, on an emotional rollercoaster ride. We wept when rowing was shown instead of gymnastics. We cursed when athletics was cut in favor of Greco-Roman wrestling. We laughed at the “expert analysis”. And we were inspired everytime we saw Vijender punch the air to the tune of Chak De India. Live telecast was transformed by radical editing into a dead telecast. The Oscar for Best Editing goes to Doordarshan for “Dekh Sake Tho Dekh Lo”.
BEST Costumes:-His authority may have been loose but his collar was buttoned. His policies rankled but his sleeve was creased. His words were meaningless and few. For he was a man of Achkan. He faced diplomats with polish (on his shoes) and terrorists with boldness (in his checks). For bathing us in his sartorial splendor, the Oscar Award for Best Costumes goes to Shivraj Patil for “Kapda, Kapda aur Kapda”.
BEST Action:- He asked for Maa Ki Dal, but got into trouble. He prayed for Man-ki Shakti. And-drew Symonds’ rage. Everybody told him to shut up. So, like Hellen Keller, he decided to let his hands do the talking. His opportunity came when a team-mate showed some cheek on the field. He responded to the cheek with some slapstick comedy. Unfortunately nobody found it funny and he had to face a suspension with disbelief. For a resounding performance that brought tears to the eyes of Sreesanth, the Oscar Award for Action goes to Harbhajan Singh for “Thappad Phad Ke”.
BEST Actor in a Leading Role:-He was over 70 years old, but willing to take up a leading role. Surrounded by friends who were actually enemies and enemies who were actually, well, enemies, he sailed his way with indifferent elan. There were bombs, controversies, recessions, betrayals, and general pandemonium but he responded to everything with studied, emotionless, underplay. A thoroughly professional actor, he listened to every single thing, his directorji told him. For a convincing performance of acting as if he was leading the country, The Oscar Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role, goes to Manmohan for the highly ornamental role he played in “Singh is Bling”.
BEST Director:- This year, the award goes to not a mere director but a managing director. It’s a story of one man against society. Of a man who defied conventions. A man who fought for his principles. Accounting principles, that is. Who believed that books are not salads to be left uncooked. Who fought against the norm that employees should have a corporeal presence. Who refused to hear his conscience because he had some Auditory problems. It’s a saga of human dreams that would have enraptured even Sigmund Fraud. The best director of the year goes to Ramalinga Raju for “Scamasutra".
-->BEST STORY AWARD:- A Deputy CM demonstrates his adherence to the law by falling in Love to the former assistant advocate general. But no doubt already he has wife. After all its LOVE. Love don't obey any order or law. The Hindu lovers become a Muslim Couple(The name are Chand Mohamme & Fiza). After the NIkaahs(Shadi) he decided to go back to his own religion and first e\wife. After all OLD IS GOLD. hThe 2nd wife attempts suicide accuse him of rape. But Chand(husband) remains strong. He divorced Fiza thro SMS(Thanks to the technology and new ruleof muslim). Oh no this story have all the things politics,law & order, Love, crime ,Horror , Glamor, Technology. So the OSCAR award for best story goes to ChandraMohan(hindu before marriage to Fiza) and Chand Mohammed for "FIZa Ke Liye"
BEST SCREENPLAY:- After all how can we forget the IPL. A group of bollywood star, Vijjay Malya, Sahrukh, Priti all involved here. The action of this begin with a auction. Cricketers are just auctioned as vegetables. DEcan charger runs out of Power. The king's also involved in this. One of the Royal Family(Rajasthan Royal) wins. While the other Royals(Bangalore Royals) finished with last but one spot. Vijay Mallya sucks, Priti Hugs the Kings(King-XI), Saharukh hugs Sohaib. And the most interesting things is Cheerleaders. The friends(Harbhajan & SreeSanth) becomes enemies. Slapping scene. Akshya Kumar stunt chopper scene oh no.. lots of things to describe. Shane Warne the unrecognized leader and team get the trophy. After all everybody every king was happy. But but only Mallya"the beer king" was unhappy. So everybody play shamelessly played for screen afterall "Money Hai to Honey Hai". So the Best Screen Play Award goes to the mastermind of the IPL Mr. Lalit Modi for "Paisa bhi hota hai" "Paisa nehi to Kuch nehi"
BEST MUSIC/SONGS:- It was first composed by hindu saint. Performed by RamSena. Strongly influenced by the culture, mad to youth, becomes one of the favorite song in party and hit the top of the charts on Valentine day. But but.. It can't beat the old "DUM MARE DUM" by Devanand. Anyway we are bound to give the Best Music to Mr. Pramod Muthalik for his message to Youth "Hurry Home Hurry"(Hari ohm Hari).
BEST Actor in Supporting Role:- Still searching for the appropriate award.
BEST Editing:- A good script can completely collapse if it is not cut to perfection. A shining example was the Olympic Telecast. An unconventional editing technique was used whereby all interesting action was cut. The audience had to imagine the action by seeing the prize distribution. DD, like any good editor, took us, the audience, on an emotional rollercoaster ride. We wept when rowing was shown instead of gymnastics. We cursed when athletics was cut in favor of Greco-Roman wrestling. We laughed at the “expert analysis”. And we were inspired everytime we saw Vijender punch the air to the tune of Chak De India. Live telecast was transformed by radical editing into a dead telecast. The Oscar for Best Editing goes to Doordarshan for “Dekh Sake Tho Dekh Lo”.
BEST Costumes:-His authority may have been loose but his collar was buttoned. His policies rankled but his sleeve was creased. His words were meaningless and few. For he was a man of Achkan. He faced diplomats with polish (on his shoes) and terrorists with boldness (in his checks). For bathing us in his sartorial splendor, the Oscar Award for Best Costumes goes to Shivraj Patil for “Kapda, Kapda aur Kapda”.
BEST Action:- He asked for Maa Ki Dal, but got into trouble. He prayed for Man-ki Shakti. And-drew Symonds’ rage. Everybody told him to shut up. So, like Hellen Keller, he decided to let his hands do the talking. His opportunity came when a team-mate showed some cheek on the field. He responded to the cheek with some slapstick comedy. Unfortunately nobody found it funny and he had to face a suspension with disbelief. For a resounding performance that brought tears to the eyes of Sreesanth, the Oscar Award for Action goes to Harbhajan Singh for “Thappad Phad Ke”.
BEST Actor in a Leading Role:-He was over 70 years old, but willing to take up a leading role. Surrounded by friends who were actually enemies and enemies who were actually, well, enemies, he sailed his way with indifferent elan. There were bombs, controversies, recessions, betrayals, and general pandemonium but he responded to everything with studied, emotionless, underplay. A thoroughly professional actor, he listened to every single thing, his directorji told him. For a convincing performance of acting as if he was leading the country, The Oscar Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role, goes to Manmohan for the highly ornamental role he played in “Singh is Bling”.
BEST Director:- This year, the award goes to not a mere director but a managing director. It’s a story of one man against society. Of a man who defied conventions. A man who fought for his principles. Accounting principles, that is. Who believed that books are not salads to be left uncooked. Who fought against the norm that employees should have a corporeal presence. Who refused to hear his conscience because he had some Auditory problems. It’s a saga of human dreams that would have enraptured even Sigmund Fraud. The best director of the year goes to Ramalinga Raju for “Scamasutra".
BEST Picture:- A magnum opus for which 552 villains were assembled (unfortunately, there was no money left-over for heroes). By any stretch of imagination it is the longest movie ever made – 5 years approximately. It’s a movie with no story but lots of plots – devious plots. It’s a fluid script with many actors staging walk-outs. There is no action but lot of motion(s). And commotion. With over 500 people shouting concurrently, the audio levels were so high that even the Speaker packed up. The movie had a message. That while the country is forced into socialism, the parliament operates as a free-market. For 5 entertaining years of bedlam, the Oscar Awards for the Best Picture goes to the 14th Lok Sabha for “Chor Machaye Shor.”
LIFETIME Achivement:- The one actor who never seems to leave the stage is Deve Gowda. He has had a rich career in which he has acted in numerous mega-hits. He played the indifferent CM with a profit motive in "No Aankhen Bara Haath". He captured the spirit of a villager who fluked his way to Delhi in "Ragi Ban Gaya Gentleman". He portrayed the social worker who opposed infra-structure in "Viroadi". And a million other such roles. He has a wealth of experience and now an experience of wealth. For amassing an incredible amount of er... wisdom in one lifetime, the Oscar Award for Lifetime Achievement goes to Deve Gowda
BEST Actor in an OPPOSITE Role:- They are friends for nearly 12 yrs. But they just split before the elections. BJP needs the BJD in Orissa. At that time BJP BJD disputes and Mr. Naveen Pattanaik becomes the best friend of NCP and 3rd Party. Got the trust votes in a new style. So the Oscar award for Best Actor in Opposite role goes to Orissa CM for his trustworthiness to BJP
Note: Data taken from another source through mail
4 comments:
chitta blogging is certainly not meant for you .. one of the worst blogs i have ever seen.. :(
worst blog aagar nehi likhenge to fir duniya mein worst aur best ka andar difference kaise pata chalega.. .:)
chitta dude, i really liked the comparisons, way to go maan :)
bhai likhna to khud se hi likh lete copy paste karne ki kya zarurat thi.
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