3 OSCARs for Orissa CM after Trust Vote...

Om Fraudster Lalu Yadava Swaha
Om Mullah Mulayam Yadav Swaha
Om Secular bone swaha
Om Cunning Amar Singh Swaha
Om Actor Deve Gowda Swaha

Yes. There was a whispering at the 'tea stall' adjacent to Naveen Nivas; Don't ask me the name of the stall. Few neighbors of Naveen Nivas have been hearing the above 'Mantras' since quite some time. Out of curiosity, few even peeped to find out - who is the 'Gunia' - all they could heard some 'uncle' - if by chance, you had a glance - let readers know the name of the uncle.

In a nearby barber shop, there was even more analytical discussion. Why all India famous sickularists and fraudsters are worshipped when the 'Ram' is part of the Government. Few also said that CM is given some crash course from their most cunning, fraudster MLAs ; some one said even whispered about a Rajya Sabha MP Mr. Panda. It was also believed that, a smiling expert was also hired to teach, how to smile a 'Kutila Hasa' before TV crew.

Now, will all these are done, Uncle-ji planned or rather conspired to grab Laxmipura bye-election. 'Jau Ghara' kind of firing planned by sending 50+ most cunning MLAs to Laxmipur. But, plan flopped, just like Mama Shakuni's plan. Congress (not Pandavas) escaped by grace of Rome (Jai Sonia not Jai Sri Krishna ).

In all 8 years , not even a cent was spent on Primary education because there was no fund (or no will ?). Education can't fetch votes- Guru Lalu Ubacha. But, 9 month before funds were arranged for 2Kg rice scheme. Funds can be arranged - when there is an 'uncle's will, there will be a way.

Now, the big question is to become a prime ministeral candidate of 3rd front, a face lift is required. Let us make history and stay in National Media - "How to make history". Bible was remembered - "The last supper" and the great betrayal. A famous Amitabh dialogue from movie Trishul was also recalled - "सही बात को सही वक्त पे किया जाये तो उसका मजा ही कुछ और है.

But, betrayal has to be the great betrayal . So even in house floor test, a precedent was made - "Confidence vote with voice". It's advanced technology like Voice over IP - no guranteed real-time talk, as opposed to voice over SS7.Today, even US Senate passed a spending bill worth $400+ billion with about 8400 earmarks; President Obama, who was supposed to go line by line to filter bad ear marks has promptly signed and was missing from the scene. Voice vote means - no YEs/ no NO. This was CNN's definition.

And under Uncleji's advice, CM came out with 'Kutila winning Muskana' - Made history yesterday. - that was like A.R.Rehman's first OSCAR. First CM in India won trust vote without numbers, in a hostile environment ?

Today CM might even register his name in to another history book - if Governor asks for a head count . What if the Governor asks the speaker to disqualify the opportunistic deserted BJP MLAs , before start a head count. That will be the 3rd OSCAR for our CM.

Like 'Alpa Bidya Bhayankari'(less knowledge is dangerous) - our CM is not able to understand that "Deula Tolile Naa and Batare Hxxile also Naa" (if u will do good work then people will know u and if u will do the bad work then also people will know u).

But, there are few proud Odias, who walk with a baloon kind of chest; probably they are happy that - if Tamils have A.R.Rehman with 2 OSCARs, we have a CM with 3 OSCARs....


Note:- This article i have received in my mail. The credit goes to Someone else. just i m represting his idea changing the title name to suitable one and little bit modification