Meeting shd be Attained or Attend ??????????

Hey guys now i have to leave the conference within 20 min. I will come after 1 hour. I have to attend a meeting.

Just wait for a second you have to attend a meeting !!! i.e. I think u hv no work there just u will go and be seated there ideally. U just want to enjoy there[:P] . Just see the meaning of Attend.

Den what do u think i should not attend the meeting. Friend can you please tell me what is the appropriate word for in your language Mr. XXXXXX.

Hey u r a good guy so u should not attend the meeting. U should attained the meeting. U have to be active in the meeting, give positive response. U have to listen to the agenda carefully give suggestion clearly.U hv to achieve ur goal. So its attained and not attend. For us attend is OK. Now r u clear !!!!!!!!!


Hehehehe.... now i understand but wait for a minute guys. I think although for me attained is the proper word for me for u neither attained nor attend is proper.
For u flattened is proper word. U hv to nothing to do in the meeting. Just u r going there for fun and sleeping in meeting ur mind is also not working in the meeting. So for u FLATTENED is best.

FLATTENED = FLAT(Sleeping position) + Attend(Just attend the meeting but don't attain(listen/active participation)
Oh no... Its true for us flattend is the correct word.

So a Meeting can be ATTAINED or ATTEND or FLATTENED depending upon ur nature, mood, time.



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****** Actually this idea comes up while playing comment-comment game in orkut. Thanks to Raj,Dipti,Amogh,Chitta. ******************