Monday, September 22, 2008

Rishte ki baatein Sholay style

Rishte ki baat - Sholay Style



Jaya ne mausi ke pass ristey leke gaya he Viru ka ... to dekhte hein wo kis style se baat karte hein...


Jaya: Mausi, ladka Koi ek chhota sa ghatia company mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Haaye Ram..! Company ka naam bhi tumko malum nehi...!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??


Jaya: kahan mausi 2.5 saal Koi ek chhota sa ghatia company me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2.5 saal se ussi company mein hi hai..


Jaya: haan socha tha 2.5 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?


Jaya: Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?


Jaya: Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai... mausi.. Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?


Jaya: Ab 1 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya..???


Jaya: Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!


Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..? Jaya: Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!


Jaya: To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi?

Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le... Sagi mausi hoon



basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi. Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale se shaadi karle par wo Viru se to kabhi nahin karegi....

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