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Once upon a time LAN LAN ago in the DATA RANGE of I/O-dhya dere was a Kingston(micro SD) names as DOSrath. As he has no SUN, He RUN a PROGRAMME of making sun and finally it EXECUTED without any BUG and got the OUTPUT as 100(in binary don’t misunderstood it as 100) SUNS.
According to nomenclature they are named as Double RAM, Long LAN-MAN(Laxman), Int BUG-rath and Short SAT-rughan.
Double RAM was the PENTIUM-4 . Where as rest are PENTIUM-3 processor with some quality of RAM. When Double RAM improved to 16MB(age) he married to C-ta the DAT-er of JAN-ek.
12 yr passed and DOS-rat process become OUTDated . So he want to INSTALLED new RAM to his PERIPERAL I/O-dhya. He send an ANNONCEMENT to EVEREADY(everybody). Lekin bidhi ka bidhan me kuch alag likha gaya thha…..
The OUTSIDE VARIABLE(Step mother) of RAM , CAIKAI thinks that she will INSTALLED only her PRIVATE VARIABLE( BUG-rath) as per the unavoidable VIRUS received from MAN-thara. She used the GIFT power obtained from DOS-rath for a lifesaving F1 command(HELP COMMAND) while fighting with a DEADLY VIRUS.And the CAIKAI virus installed in DOS-rat he has no ANTIVIRUS to heal it the DOS-rat system crashed. So she installed Int BUG-rat and CUT-N-PASTE RAM to outside the I/O-dhya to RECYCLE-BIN(which can’t be RESTORED for 14 years).
Then RAM LOG- IN to forest. C’ta also follow him as a PATCH SOFTWARE. Then LAN-man LOG_IN into jungle as the 3rd user. During this time the SPARK-nakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-an, King Ston of LAN-ka, attracted by the beauty of RAM THROUGHS a beautiful FLASH message to him. But RAM denied her by saying that C’ta is the only SOURCE CODE in his life and make a plan to meet LAN-man. Then LAN-man using his ARROW SOFTWARE CUT the nose of SPARK-nakha. Then she flied to LAN-ka and approached to his Uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-ichha the GIF image PROGRAMMED himself to a Golden deer. RAM followed her to catch and RAM-DUMP into forest. MAR-cha created a VIRTUAL RAM SOUND so LAN-man has to also go there, Then RAW-an come to C ta and DELINKED her From the SOURCE CODE of RAM and changed her PARENT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
RAM and LAN-,man started SEARCHING in GOOGLE for missing C ta in all the forest. Then met the SYSTEM ADMIN SU-greev and SUPERCOMPUTER HE-man(Hanu man) in the forest and they agreed to help RAM.
After this SU-greev ordered his POWERFUL PROGRAMMER and some other client also to SEARCH in GOOGLE,MSN in each and every corner of world. Some of them tried WEB-Messenger, Chat with friend, Some called YAA-HOO but the OUTPUT is always NO OBJECT FOUND PLEASE RESEARCH. Every search engine they are trying.
Finally HE-Man the Supercomputer use POWER BOOSTER and ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY to cross the sea. And finally DOWNLOAD in LAN-ka. HE-Man found C ta under the BINARY TREE(Ashoka tree).Then with the LOG-IN ID(ring given by RAM). After DECRYPTING the key C’ta gave him another LOG-IN ID( a jewelry ) to HE-Man and send the STATUS MSG_OK to RAM.
During dis time all the RAW-van BUGs roam around C ta to capture HE-MAN. They wanted to KILL HE-MAN by CRTL+ALT+DEL. But HE-MAN managed to ESC by spreading VIRUS fire.
During the war one of SUN of RAW-van named IN-DAR-JIT kicked out LAN-MAN but HE-Man managed to save him by using the POWER BACK UP Formula(Sanjivani plant) and save LAN_MAN. Finally RAM found the DECRYPTED key of SOURCE CODE of RAW-van to DEL him from the EARTH and INSTALLED VB-SAN(bibhisan) bro of RAW-van as the King of LAN-ka.
Then RAM returned to I/O-dhya and lived happily with Spreading the USER-FRIENDLY SOFTWARE( Message of Peace ) to everybody.
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