I JUST SAY HIV + NOTHING ELSE...... PLEASE PARDON ME
One fine sunny afternoon “My bhabi(friend’s wife)” came to our house. It’s a daily practice we call each other or pass the food if we prepare some delicious food. She came and seat quietly. Her normal charming face is not glowing so much. How can a lady be seated quietly for so much time. She broke her silence with just 2 words “Veg Today” with the question “what was in Lunch today… aap to hum logo ko bhul hii gaye kabhi to yaad karo”..
Why Swap(My friend) is not dere or wht?
No he is out of station for tour….
Hai bhabi wht happens these days he is going for so much tour…just yesterday we had snacks & tea in evening … Mujhhe kuch bhi bola nehi,….han kahin GF ka chhakar to nehi!!!!!!!!!!!!!….Sambhalke rakho bhaiko…I asked jokingly[:pppppppppppppp] with a sarcastic smile.
Now she cried loudly. Situation became out of control. Its time for my wife to console her and I thought I should came out of room so that she can ask privately to bhabi(after all noone understand woman).
But bhabi told that matter is serious now, so I came for
Oh god. It was a surprise to me and my wife as we know bhabi and Swap are close to us. We didn’t hv any hint also about this problem. She told us that she has an affair with one of colleague. She was beautiful and little advanced that was enough to catch Swap. But u knows gents! So he is just an example.
Suddenly one mischief came in mind. I had to explain d entire plan to both my wife and Bhabi. She accepted d plan with little bit hesitant. I assured her abt d result. I know that my friend isn’t dat kind of man it was just phase with some people. But by d time they realize it was too late.
According to our plane Bhabi had to go to Swap office(Swap was out of office) and just told that girl everything which was taught to her. After 10 days when Swap came, that girl already left the job and move to another city leaving a letter for Swap.
As the final scene is going to begin so our presence is required.
Swap come back from office but got shocked by seeing me and my wife there. Bhabi told that no problem u can told as they know everything. Then Swap was shocked and at full voice he shouted at bhabi : --Why u hv gone to office ? and wht u hv told her that I am HIV +ve? R u sick ??? How cheap and ghatia mind u hv. ???
Now its turn of Bhabi to speak. She started after getting sign from me.
And “HIV +” full form is “He Is Very positive” . Aur usne mere ko to Full Form puchha nehi….may be she didn’t hv faith on you.
Suddenly there is silence in d room. My friend was completely dumb and looked towards me giving a fishy smile as he understood who was the director and writer of this drama. N e way mera bhi eek faida hua...
We got a delicious treat from bhabi as her marriage life was saved.
.xxxxxxJust only a story came up while chatting with one of my friend abt the funny full form of HIVxxxxxxxxx
