ALL ABOUT SHIT & TGIF

Day 1:

Once a guy met one of his friend in the company staircase.. While greeting she told  "TGIF" [:P].

At the same time the guy answered with a sarcastic smile on his face & says "SHIT".

The girl puzzled and said again "TGIF' thinking that the guys telling something wrongly.

The guys again reply back with the same smile and says "SHIT" loudly.

Now his friend asked angrily that i m telling u TGIF for at least 3 times and u r telling me SHIT don't u even know how to respect a person...

Cool baby cools i m always right as usual...

just check today calendar.. .and wht i mean to say

TGIF:- Thanks God its Friday

SHIT:- Sorry Honey Its Thursday( I m trying to tell u that today is Thursday and u r not listening it.

Both laugh at each other and left the discussion there.

Day 2:

Again they meet in next day (i.e. Friday). The girls says with a smile hi buddy.. "TGIF".. (remembering yesterday incident)

The guys replied again "SHIT"... Same to......

Now the girl got furious and told that wht happens today. u r telling "SHIT" again and i m sure today is Friday.. U r useless go to helllllllllllllllllll..........

Hey listen wht is the meaning of SHIT this time. Cool baby cools i m always right as usual...

SHIT :- Sure Honey Its True and u have not listen the sentence fully.. .i want to say SHIT Same to U... and u started shouting at me without listening the complete sentence..

Note:- U can add the meaning of SHIT and TGIF in comment

Non-veg khane ka naya bahana

One of my friend ask why u r eating non-veg in festival. Do u know that god is everywhere and u r eating non-veg. U r destroying the god creation. U will go to hell after death....
Hey....... Hey wait for me. lets don't finish the debate. U can't leave the topic like this. Let me finish my point also... Lets start..

1. U know i m an atheist. Acoording to u God is there everywhere and god is in everybody also.
2. U r telling me to believe in god. So if i m eating non-veg(egg, chicken etc) means i am taking eating God(as god in everywhere). So i m increasing the no. of god or god's quality in me.
3. So more no. of chicken, eggs u will eat. More god will come to ur body... So may be some day i will change from Atheist to a Pandit

So lets eat non-veg.............. [:P]