3 OSCARs for Orissa CM after Trust Vote...

Om Fraudster Lalu Yadava Swaha
Om Mullah Mulayam Yadav Swaha
Om Secular bone swaha
Om Cunning Amar Singh Swaha
Om Actor Deve Gowda Swaha

Yes. There was a whispering at the 'tea stall' adjacent to Naveen Nivas; Don't ask me the name of the stall. Few neighbors of Naveen Nivas have been hearing the above 'Mantras' since quite some time. Out of curiosity, few even peeped to find out - who is the 'Gunia' - all they could heard some 'uncle' - if by chance, you had a glance - let readers know the name of the uncle.

In a nearby barber shop, there was even more analytical discussion. Why all India famous sickularists and fraudsters are worshipped when the 'Ram' is part of the Government. Few also said that CM is given some crash course from their most cunning, fraudster MLAs ; some one said even whispered about a Rajya Sabha MP Mr. Panda. It was also believed that, a smiling expert was also hired to teach, how to smile a 'Kutila Hasa' before TV crew.

Now, will all these are done, Uncle-ji planned or rather conspired to grab Laxmipura bye-election. 'Jau Ghara' kind of firing planned by sending 50+ most cunning MLAs to Laxmipur. But, plan flopped, just like Mama Shakuni's plan. Congress (not Pandavas) escaped by grace of Rome (Jai Sonia not Jai Sri Krishna ).

In all 8 years , not even a cent was spent on Primary education because there was no fund (or no will ?). Education can't fetch votes- Guru Lalu Ubacha. But, 9 month before funds were arranged for 2Kg rice scheme. Funds can be arranged - when there is an 'uncle's will, there will be a way.

Now, the big question is to become a prime ministeral candidate of 3rd front, a face lift is required. Let us make history and stay in National Media - "How to make history". Bible was remembered - "The last supper" and the great betrayal. A famous Amitabh dialogue from movie Trishul was also recalled - "सही बात को सही वक्त पे किया जाये तो उसका मजा ही कुछ और है.

But, betrayal has to be the great betrayal . So even in house floor test, a precedent was made - "Confidence vote with voice". It's advanced technology like Voice over IP - no guranteed real-time talk, as opposed to voice over SS7.Today, even US Senate passed a spending bill worth $400+ billion with about 8400 earmarks; President Obama, who was supposed to go line by line to filter bad ear marks has promptly signed and was missing from the scene. Voice vote means - no YEs/ no NO. This was CNN's definition.

And under Uncleji's advice, CM came out with 'Kutila winning Muskana' - Made history yesterday. - that was like A.R.Rehman's first OSCAR. First CM in India won trust vote without numbers, in a hostile environment ?

Today CM might even register his name in to another history book - if Governor asks for a head count . What if the Governor asks the speaker to disqualify the opportunistic deserted BJP MLAs , before start a head count. That will be the 3rd OSCAR for our CM.

Like 'Alpa Bidya Bhayankari'(less knowledge is dangerous) - our CM is not able to understand that "Deula Tolile Naa and Batare Hxxile also Naa" (if u will do good work then people will know u and if u will do the bad work then also people will know u).

But, there are few proud Odias, who walk with a baloon kind of chest; probably they are happy that - if Tamils have A.R.Rehman with 2 OSCARs, we have a CM with 3 OSCARs....


Note:- This article i have received in my mail. The credit goes to Someone else. just i m represting his idea changing the title name to suitable one and little bit modification

Finger concept in Hand according to Chinese Mythology

Just come accross this beautiful article while surfing net. Although its a chinese mythology still its sound good for other people also.

You can divide the finger into 5 catagory just like ur family.

They r

Finger Name ............................................... Relation Name
1. Thumb............................................................ Parent
2. Index finger............................................Brother, Sister
3. Middle Finger..................................................Self
4. Ring finger ............................................. Life partner
5. Little finger......................................................Child

How this one can be proved in a logical way. For this u hv to follow these steps.
1. Open your Palms face to face.
2. Bend the middle finger until they touch each other as shown in figure.
3. Make sure other remaining figure are spread out. Touch the tips of d remaining figure.
4. Press ur hand together.

Now u can see how the finger are compared with ur family.
Now its time to separate ur finger.

1. Try to separate ur thumbs. You can see that it can be separated easily. Your parents were not meant to live with u forever and same for u also. Eventually they must allow u to grow up and become ur own person and to live with ur own style.

2. Now it’s the time for index finger. You can also easily separate these two fingers. These open up because ur brothers and sisters will grow up with u and but they will separate and start their own family after sometime. You will also have a family and u will begin a life apart from the family u hv created with them(brother and sister)

3. Hai guys now the most important finger. U try to separate this finger. But u will be unable to do this until u separate all other fingers.So this describe to SELF.

4. Now try to separate ur ring finger. You'll find that this is impossible to accomplish without separating the middle fingers which represent the "self." According to Chinese notion, this is because husband and wife were never meant to be isolated; marriage binds them together for the rest of their lives. By disjointing the ring fingers, you essentially break away the "self."

5. Now try to separate the little finger. U can easily separate this one . So they represent ur child. who, just like your siblings and parents, will also leave the family unit one day and begin a life.